Laugh at funny Baseball jokes and comics for kids

Comic by ThomasToons
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LUKE: What did the baseball mitt say to the baseball?
JAKE: I don’t know.
LUKE: “Catch you later!”

Joke by Divyanshu P., Sterling, Virginia
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Mike: Why should you keep a spider web in your baseball glove?
Bob: Why?
Mike: Because it can help you catch flies.

Joke by Michael C., Mullica Hill, New Jersey
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Rohit: Why did the baseball coach go to the kitchen store?
Zach: Tell me.
Rohit: To get a pitcher.

Joke by Rohit B., Chester Springs, Pennsylvania
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Luke: Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Mom: Which one?
Luke: Batman.

Joke by Veronica T., Glenview, Illinois
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Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke by Peter S., Greenwich, Connecticut
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Noe: Why is a baseball stadium the coolest place to be?
Joe: Why?
Noe: Because it’s full of fans.

Joke by Noe O., Westbury, New York
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Isaac: How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
Vera: I’m stumped.
Isaac: Five minutes. It was a short stop.

Joke by Isaac B., Grand Rapids, Ohio
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A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit him.

Joke by Colin H., Ellicott City, Maryland
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Daniel: Which baseball player loved ﬁreplaces?
Bradley: Which one?
Daniel: Mickey Mantle.

Joke by Daniel P., Ontario, Oregon
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Austin: Which baseball player makes flapjacks?
Ethan: I don’t know.
Austin: The batter!

Joke by Bradley K., Orlando, Fla.
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Justin: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
Jason: Beats me.
Justin: Because she always ran away from the ball!

Joke by Justin R., Hampton Falls, N.H.
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Christopher: Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Anthony: Beats me.
Christopher: Because he was the wurst on his team.

Joke by Christopher F., Bellingham, Wash.
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Lyle: Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible?
Dale: No, I didn’t.
Lyle: Yep, in Genesis it says, “In the big inning!”

Joke by Lyle H., Westerville, Neb
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Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Kyle: I’m stumped.
Nathan: “Catch ya later!”

Joke by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”

Joke by Ajay G., Allentown, Pa.
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A book never written: “Pittsburgh Pirates, World Series Champions!” by Ben Waiten.

Joke by Bill V., Ligonier, Pa
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Chris: Which baseball player holds water?
John: I don’t know. Which one?
Chris: The pitcher.

Joke by Christopher V., River Ridge, La.
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Ty: What do male cattle use to write?
Luke: Beats me.
Ty: Bullpens!

Joke by Tyler R., Talladega, Ala.
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