Laugh at funny Bird jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Elias: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Jimmy: Why?
Elias: If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

Joke by Elias R., Charlotte, North Carolina
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tom Swiftie: “Look at that bird,” Tom chirped.

Joke by Max S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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Bob: How do you make a cat happy?
Bill: I don’t know.
Bob: Send it to the Canary Islands!

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Coty: What do birds speak?
Al: I haven’t a clue.
Coty: Fowl language!

Joke by Coty A., Alto, Texas
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John: What do you see flying around churches?
Jerry: Beats me.
John: Birds of pray.

Joke by John C., Houston, Texas
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Ashley: Which type of animal plays the guitar?
Brandon: Tell me.
Ashley: A strumming-bird.

Joke by Ashley R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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A book never written: “North American Birds” by Ray Venn.

Joke by Alexander D,, Minster, Ohio
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Johnathan: What do you call a high-ranking Scout with a buzz cut?
Bruce: Beats me.
Johnathan: A “bald Eagle.”

Joke by Johnathan B., North Richland Hills, Texas
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Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

Joke by Noah B., Port Deposit, Md.
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A book never written: “Birds” by Perry Keet.

Joke by Jacob C., Levering, Mich.
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David: Why did the bird go to the doctor?
Blake: Beats me.
David: For a medical tweet-ment!

Joke by David V., Hermitage, Tenn.
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Emir: What bird is always out of breath?
Eric: Beats me.
Emir: A puffin.

Joke by Emir B., Honolulu, Hawaii
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Spencer: What vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!

Joke by Spencer D., Prescott, Ariz.
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Heli: How do birds find out about the conditions outside?
John: Beats me.
Heli: The feather channel!

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’d like some more blackberry pie!” Tom crowed.

Joke by Shelly N., Falls Church, Va.
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Glen: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Ken: What?

Glen: Cock-a-poodle-doo!

Joke by Glen W., Palm Bay, Fla.
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