NATHANIEL: What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants? DYLAN: What? NATHANIEL: Dockers. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
MASON: What is a boat’s favorite part of a birthday party? ADAM: I’m stumped. MASON: The pin-yacht-a! Joke by Mason B., Eugene, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
Hugo: What is the worst vegetable to have in a boat? Iago: I have no idea. Hugo: A leek. Joke by Hugo T., Greenfield, Massachusetts1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’m so tired of boat rides,” Tom said sternly. Joke by Thomas F., Union City, California1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’d like to sit at the back of the boat,” Tom said sternly. Joke by Thomas P., Pensacola, Florida1 commentsLoading...
Alexander: What did the boat dock say when it was arrested? Bob: What? Alexander: “I demand a jury of my piers.” Joke by Alexander B., West Lafayette, Ind.0 commentsLoading...
Bob: There were five cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left? Clint: Four. Bob: None. They were copycats. Joke by Kush S., Pleasanton, California1 commentsLoading...
Will: Why do oars fall in love? Eric: Why? Will: Because they’re row-mantic. Joke by Will A., Nashville, Tenn.3 commentsLoading...
Howard: Knock, knock. Suzan: Who’s there? Howard: Canoe. Suzan: Canoe, who? Howard: Canoe answer the door, please? Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.1 commentsLoading...
David: What’s a fisherman’s favorite kind of movie? James: Tell me. David: Row-mance. Joke by David J., Oceanside, Calif.2 commentsLoading...