Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story. Joke by James C., Sterling, Va.3 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Harry Potter is so magical, why can’t he fix his own eyesight?” Joke by Andrew F., Milford, N.H.8 commentsLoading...
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater. “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man says. “All right then,” the manager says. “If you’re sure. …” After the movie, the manager says to the man, “I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!” “Yes, I was surprised, too,” says the man. “He hated the book.” Joke by Milo S., Richland, Wash.15 commentsLoading...
Ryan: Where do books sleep? Chris: Tell me. Ryan: Under the covers. Joke by Ryan F., Bountiful, Utah5 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Really Short Story” by Warren Piece. Joke by Joseph H., Concord, Mass.4 commentsLoading...
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