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ABINAYA: What book doesn’t have a cover?
GAIL: Tell me.
ABINAYA: A Chromebook.

Joke by Abinaya A., Montvale, New Jersey
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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RALEIGH: What do librarians take fishing?
LISA: What?
RALEIGH: Bookworms.

Joke by Raleigh P., Brookfield , Wisconsin 
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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LEVI: I once read a book about anti-gravity.
SARA: How was it?
LEVI: I couldn’t put it down.

Joke by Levi B., Bedford, Texas, Levi B., Bedford, Texas
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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SAM: What book brand takes the longest to read?
DEMIR: No idea.
SAM: Yearlings.

Joke by Sam G., Portland, Oregon
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Great Books to Read" by Paige Turner.

Joke by Tanner S., Thurmont, Maryland
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A WOMAN WALKS INTO A LIBRARY and asks if there are any books about paranoia.

“Shhh,” the librarian whispers. “They’re right behind you!”

Joke by Shawn C., Huntsville, Alabama
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Steve: Did you hear about the anti-gravity book?
John: Nope. Is it good?
Steve: I can’t put it down!

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Thrilling Novel" by Paige Turner.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Sean: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Alan: How many?
Sean: One. After that, it’s not empty.

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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Sean: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Alan: How many?
Sean: One. After that, it’s not empty.

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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A punny book: "Thrilling Novel" by Paige Turner.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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John: Why couldn’t the man make a reservation at the library?
Tim: Why?
John: They were completely booked.

Joke by Jacob H., Frankfort, Indiana
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Son: What is an autobiography?
Dad: I don’t know.
Son: An automobile’s story.

Joke by Quentin H., Dayton, Va.
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Nicholas: How do librarians catch fish?
Triston: How?
Nicholas: With bookworms!

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Daffynition: Autobiography—A book telling a car’s life story.

Joke by James C., Sterling, Va.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Harry Potter is so magical, why can’t he fix his own eyesight?”

Joke by Andrew F., Milford, N.H.
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One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theater.

“I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir,” the manager says.

“Oh, I assure you, he’s very well behaved,” the man says.

“All right then,” the manager says. “If you’re sure. …”

After the movie, the manager says to the man, “I’m very surprised! Your elephant was well behaved, and he even seemed to enjoy the movie!”

“Yes, I was surprised, too,” says the man. “He hated the book.”

Joke by Milo S., Richland, Wash.
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