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RAY: What did the tent say to the sleeping bag?
JAMIE: I don’t know.
RAY: “Zip it.”

Joke by Ray M., Ephrata, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Van Scott
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TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York
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MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping?
GAIL: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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LOUIE: Why don’t mummies go camping?
JADE: Tell me.
LOUIE: Because they’re afraid to unwind when they relax.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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Max: Did you hear about the camping trip?
Kevin: No.
Max: It was in tents.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Louie: Knock, knock.
Levi:
Who’s there?
Louie: Carrie.
Levi:
Carrie, who?
Louie:
Carrie this tent to the campsite, please.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip?
FAITH: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Scout: Why was the Scout afraid to take a watch on the camping trip?
Scoutmaster: I do not know. Why?
Scout: Because you told them to watch out for ticks.

Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania 
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Tanner: Why doesn’t anyone like to play videogames with Scouts?
Bailey: Tell me.
Tanner: Because they’re good at camping!

Joke by Tanner S., Thurmont, Maryland 
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CALVIN: Why don’t you like camping?
JUB: It’s too in-tents.

Joke by Caleb U., Seattle, Washington
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Brody: Why can’t you run in a campground?
Jody: Tell me.
Brody: You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

Joke by Brody M., Keller, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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