TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?” Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York1 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: Why did the robot decide to go camping? GAIL: I’m not sure. MARIANO: Because it needed to recharge its batteries. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska1 commentsLoading...
LOUIE: Why don’t mummies go camping? JADE: Tell me. LOUIE: Because they’re afraid to unwind when they relax. Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York0 commentsLoading...
Max: Did you hear about the camping trip? Kevin: No. Max: It was in tents. Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Louie: Knock, knock. Levi: Who’s there? Louie: Carrie. Levi: Carrie, who? Louie: Carrie this tent to the campsite, please. Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York0 commentsLoading...
JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip? FAITH: I’m not sure. JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank. Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York0 commentsLoading...
Scout: Why was the Scout afraid to take a watch on the camping trip? Scoutmaster: I do not know. Why? Scout: Because you told them to watch out for ticks. Joke by Allen C., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania 1 commentsLoading...
Tanner: Why doesn’t anyone like to play videogames with Scouts? Bailey: Tell me. Tanner: Because they’re good at camping! Joke by Tanner S., Thurmont, Maryland 0 commentsLoading...
CALVIN: Why don’t you like camping? JUB: It’s too in-tents. Joke by Caleb U., Seattle, Washington1 commentsLoading...
Brody: Why can’t you run in a campground? Jody: Tell me. Brody: You can only ran, because it’s past tents. Joke by Brody M., Keller, Texas4 commentsLoading...