BRIAN: What do you call an angry carrot? HANK: I don’t know. BRIAN: A steamed vegetable. Joke by Brian S., Livonia, Michigan0 commentsLoading...
SAM: What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend when he proposed? RYAN: What? SAM: A 24-carrot ring. Joke by Sam S., Arlington, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? David: What? William: “Do you smell carrots?” Joke by William W., Shapleigh, Maine1 commentsLoading...
Dancer: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake? Prancer: No idea. Dancer: Because it tastes like boogers. Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Mike: What’s orange and sounds like parrot? Dan: I don’t know. Mike: A carrot. Joke by Michael W., New Concord, Kentucky29 commentsLoading...
Joseph: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Justin: I don’t know. Joseph: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses! Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
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