Laugh at funny Carrot jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Van Scott
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JIM: What did the rabbit want to earn at summer camp?
ALEX: Beats me.
JIM: A carrot badge.

Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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BRIAN: What do you call an angry carrot?
HANK: I don’t know.
BRIAN: A steamed vegetable.

Joke by Brian S., Livonia, Michigan
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SAM: What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend when he proposed?
RYAN: What?
SAM: A 24-carrot ring.

Joke by Sam S., Arlington, Virginia
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: “Do you smell carrots?”

Joke by William W., Shapleigh, Maine
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Dancer: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Prancer: No idea.
Dancer: Because it tastes like boogers.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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Comic by James Estes
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Mike: What’s orange and sounds like parrot?
Dan: I don’t know.
Mike: A carrot.

Joke by Michael W., New Concord, Kentucky
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Joseph: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Justin: I don’t know.
Joseph: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.
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