Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Bill: Tell me. Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause. Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington0 commentsLoading...
GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim? BILL: Where? GARRIN: The kitty pool. Joke by Garrin P., Castro Valley, California0 commentsLoading...
LELAND: What do you call trash that a cat threw out of a car? SOPHIE: No clue. LELAND: Kitty litter! Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana0 commentsLoading...
TOM: What did the cat commit while under oath? DESHAUN: You got me there. TOM: Purr-jury! Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws. Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California3 commentsLoading...
SHEPHERD: Did you hear about the cat that married the glove? BEN: No. What happened? SHEPHERD: They had mittens. Joke by Shepherd T., Lititz, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Finn: What do you get when you mix Pedro and a cat? Jim: I don’t know. What? Finn: A purro! Joke by Finn S., Pepperell, Massachusetts0 commentsLoading...
Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Joe: I’m stumped. Dylan: Hailing taxis. Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Alex: What do you call a pile of kittens? Clare: Tell me. Alex: A meow-ntain. Joke by Alex W., Dallas, Texas1 commentsLoading...