Cat jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Bill: Tell me.
Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim?
BILL: Where?
GARRIN: The kitty pool.

Joke by Garrin P., Castro Valley, California
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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LELAND: What do you call trash that a cat threw out of a car?
SOPHIE: No clue.
LELAND: Kitty litter!

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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TOM: What did the cat commit while under oath?
DESHAUN: You got me there.
TOM: Purr-jury!

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws.

Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California
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SHEPHERD: Did you hear about the cat that married the glove?
BEN: No. What happened?
SHEPHERD: They had mittens.

Joke by Shepherd T., Lititz, Pennsylvania
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Finn: What do you get when you mix Pedro and a cat?
Jim: I don’t know. What?
Finn: A purro!

Joke by Finn S., Pepperell, Massachusetts
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Dave Carpenter
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Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Hailing taxis.

Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois
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Alex: What do you call a pile of kittens?
Clare: Tell me.
Alex: A meow-ntain.

Joke by Alex W., Dallas, Texas
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