Laugh at funny Cat jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

HRISHAAN: Why did the number of cats and dogs increase in under a minute?
JAKE: Not sure.
HRISHAAN: Because of the big rainstorm.

Joke by Hrishaan I., Bellevue, Washington
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SEAN: What kind of cat swims in the water?
KELLY: Tell me.
SEAN: Catfish.

Joke by Sean E., Franklinton, Louisiana
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A MAN TAKES HIS SICK CHIHUAHUA TO THE VET. A Labrador retriever comes in, sniffs the dog and leaves. Then a cat enters, stares at it for a while and leaves. The vet returns and hands over a $250 bill.

The man says, “$250? I was here only 20 minutes!”

“That’s right,” says the vet. “$100 for the lab test and $150 for the cat scan.”

Joke by Remy W., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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CARMEN: Where do cats go swimming?
YARA: Where?
CARMEN: The kitty pool.

Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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Comic by Van Scott
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TYSON: What animals are the best at bowling?
LIAM: Tell me.
TYSON: Alley cats.

Joke by Tyson B., Merriam, Kansas
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MARIANO: Why did the mother cat move her kittens away from the park?
BELLA: I’m stumped.
MARIANO: She didn’t want to be caught littering.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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CHRISTIAN: What’s a cat’s favorite treat?
ELI: What?
CHRISTIAN: Mice-crispies.

Joke by Christian O., Red Wing, Minnesota
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Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Bill: Tell me.
Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Joke by Ryen H., Wenatchee, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim?
BILL: Where?
GARRIN: The kitty pool.

Joke by Garrin P., Castro Valley, California
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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LELAND: What do you call trash that a cat threw out of a car?
SOPHIE: No clue.
LELAND: Kitty litter!

Joke by Leland B., Lanesville, Indiana
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