TOM: What did the cat commit while under oath? DESHAUN: You got me there. TOM: Purr-jury! Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
A PUNNY BOOK: “A Cat Delivering Presents” by Santa Claws. Joke by Williams W., Fairfield, California3 commentsLoading...
SHEPHERD: Did you hear about the cat that married the glove? BEN: No. What happened? SHEPHERD: They had mittens. Joke by Shepherd T., Lititz, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Finn: What do you get when you mix Pedro and a cat? Jim: I don’t know. What? Finn: A purro! Joke by Finn S., Pepperell, Massachusetts0 commentsLoading...
Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Joe: I’m stumped. Dylan: Hailing taxis. Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Alex: What do you call a pile of kittens? Clare: Tell me. Alex: A meow-ntain. Joke by Alex W., Dallas, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Rishik: What is a cat’s favorite candy? Daniel: I have no idea. Rishik: A Kit-Kat. Joke by Rishik G., San Jose, California1 commentsLoading...
Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert? Ben: Beats me. Caleb: They both have sandy claws. Joke by Joshua H., Seminole, Florida0 commentsLoading...
Me: What do you call a pile of cats? Nick: I have no clue. Me: A meowtain. Joke by Mark M., Allen Park, Michigan15 commentsLoading...
Ryen: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Bill: Tell me. Ryen: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause. Joke by Ryen Hunsaker,, Wenatchee, Washington8 commentsLoading...
Bob: There were five cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left? Clint: Four. Bob: None. They were copycats. Joke by Kush S., Pleasanton, California1 commentsLoading...