George: What do cats say when they get hurt? Jeff: Tell me. George: “Me-OW!” Joke by George Y., San Ramon, Calif.11 commentsLoading...
Nathan: Why was the cat so small? Ethan: I have no idea. Nathan: It ate only condensed milk! Joke by Nathan B., Carrollton, Ga.5 commentsLoading...
Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert? Ben: Beats me. Caleb: They both have sandy claws. Joke by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.8 commentsLoading...
Tony: Where do cats write down their notes? Joannie: I dunno. Tony: On scratch paper! Joke by Tony Z., Orange Park, Fla.13 commentsLoading...
Matt: What do you call a very poor cat? Kate: No idea. What? Matt: A “paw-purr.” Joke by Matthew D., The Colony, Tex.4 commentsLoading...
Jeremy: What do you call a cat that gives up? Drew: Tell me. Jeremy: A “quitty.” Joke by Jeremy H., Greensboro, N.C.6 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Large Cats” by Ty Gurr. Joke by Taylor K., St. Paul, Minn.5 commentsLoading...
Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs. Brian: How can you tell? Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle. Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.6 commentsLoading...
Max: What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade? Matt: I haven’t a clue. Max: A “sourpuss.” Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.9 commentsLoading...
Taylor: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Jake: Tell me. Taylor: Because of its bark! Joke by Taylor P., McCalla, Ala.9 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family. Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale? Dakota: I don’t know. What? Dwight: About three pounces! Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.8 commentsLoading...
Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having? Hal: What do you mean? Al: It's raining cats and dogs! Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.1 commentsLoading...
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