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George: What do cats say when they get hurt?
Jeff: Tell me.
George: “Me-OW!”

Joke by George Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Nathan: Why was the cat so small?
Ethan: I have no idea.
Nathan: It ate only condensed milk!

Joke by Nathan B., Carrollton, Ga.
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Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.

Joke by Joshua H., Seminole, Fla.
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Tony: Where do cats write down their notes?
Joannie: I dunno.
Tony: On scratch paper!

Joke by Tony Z., Orange Park, Fla.
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Matt: What do you call a very poor cat?
Kate: No idea. What?
Matt: A “paw-purr.”

Joke by Matthew D., The Colony, Tex.
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Jeremy: What do you call a cat that gives up?
Drew: Tell me.
Jeremy: A “quitty.”

Joke by Jeremy H., Greensboro, N.C.
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A book never written: “Large Cats” by Ty Gurr.

Joke by Taylor K., St. Paul, Minn.
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Andrew: Wow! It’s raining cats and dogs.
Brian: How can you tell?
Andrew: I just stepped in a poodle.

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
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Max: What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Matt: I haven’t a clue.
Max: A “sourpuss.”

Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.
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Taylor: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Jake: Tell me.
Taylor: Because of its bark!

Joke by Taylor P., McCalla, Ala.
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Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
Dakota: I don’t know. What?
Dwight: About three pounces!

Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.
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Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having?

Hal: What do you mean?

Al: It's raining cats and dogs!

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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