Laugh at funny Cat jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Max: What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Matt: I haven’t a clue.
Max: A “sourpuss.”

Joke by Max J., Norcross, Ga.
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Taylor: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Jake: Tell me.
Taylor: Because of its bark!

Joke by Taylor P., McCalla, Ala.
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Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
Dakota: I don’t know. What?
Dwight: About three pounces!

Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.
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Al: Isn't this beastly weather we're having?

Hal: What do you mean?

Al: It's raining cats and dogs!

Joke by Amanda M., Springfield, Mo.
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