Bob: What did the conductor say when asked to play “The Messiah”? Rob: I haven’t a clue. Bob: “I don’t think my orchestra can Handel it.” Joke by Jake W., Huntingdon Valley, Pa.0 commentsLoading...
Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period! Joke by Robert C., Buffalo, N.Y.12 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Woodwind Fundamentals” by Claire N. Ette. Joke by William K., Phoenixville, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales? Ivan: I have no idea. Evan: An “orcastra!” Joke by Evan T., Napa, Calif.16 commentsLoading...
Nick: What door does a classical musician use? Tommy: I’m stumped. Nick: The Bach door! Joke by Nick B., Naperville, Ill.2 commentsLoading...