Laugh at funny Classical Music jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Bob: What did the conductor say when asked to play “The Messiah”?
Rob: I haven’t a clue.
Bob: “I don’t think my orchestra can Handel it.”

Joke by Jake W., Huntingdon Valley, Pa.
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Robert: What period of music was the poorest?
Michael: Tell me.
Robert: The Baroque period!

Joke by Robert C., Buffalo, N.Y.
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A book never written: “Woodwind Fundamentals” by Claire N. Ette.

Joke by William K., Phoenixville, Pa.
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Evan: What do you call a killer group of musical whales?
Ivan: I have no idea.
Evan: An “orcastra!”

Joke by Evan T., Napa, Calif.
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Nick: What door does a classical musician use?
Tommy: I’m stumped.
Nick: The Bach door!

Joke by Nick B., Naperville, Ill.
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