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SALAJ: Hey, John, what dance did the chips do?
JOHN: I don’t know. What?
SALAJ: The salsa.

Joke by Salaj B., Fremont, California 
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ABBY: What is a dentist’s favorite dance move?
HALEY: I don’t know.
ABBY: The floss!

Joke by Abby H., Lancaster, Pennsylvania
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Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance?
Sam: I have no clue.
Bert: Booooots.

Joke by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Texas
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A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

Joke by David R., Biddeford, Maine
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Jame: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Harry: I have no clue.
Jame: It had no body to go with.

Joke by Hao N., Lewisville, Texas
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills,Michigan
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Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Ivan: Where?
Evan: The meatball.

Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan
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Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance?
Aaron: Tell me.
Ahmed: Disco.

Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.
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A book never written: “Ballerina Fashion Weekly” by Leo Tard.

Joke by Robby W., Wichita, Kan.
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Zach: What’s a tortilla chip’s favorite kind of dance?
Tim: Beats me.
Zach: The salsa!

Joke by Zachary K., Colonia, N.J.
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