SALAJ: Hey, John, what dance did the chips do? JOHN: I don’t know. What? SALAJ: The salsa. Joke by Salaj B., Fremont, California 0 commentsLoading...
ABBY: What is a dentist’s favorite dance move? HALEY: I don’t know. ABBY: The floss! Joke by Abby H., Lancaster, Pennsylvania2 commentsLoading...
Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance? Sam: I have no clue. Bert: Booooots. Joke by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Texas0 commentsLoading...
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line. Joke by David R., Biddeford, Maine20 commentsLoading...
Jame: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Harry: I have no clue. Jame: It had no body to go with. Joke by Hao N., Lewisville, Texas12 commentsLoading...
Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance? Ivan: Where? Evan: The meatball. Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills,Michigan0 commentsLoading...
Evan: Where do hamburgers go to dance? Ivan: Where? Evan: The meatball. Joke by Evan B., Farmington Hills, Michigan13 commentsLoading...
Ahmed: What is a computer’s favorite dance? Aaron: Tell me. Ahmed: Disco. Joke by Ahmed A., North Potomac, Md.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Ballerina Fashion Weekly” by Leo Tard. Joke by Robby W., Wichita, Kan.5 commentsLoading...
Zach: What’s a tortilla chip’s favorite kind of dance? Tim: Beats me. Zach: The salsa! Joke by Zachary K., Colonia, N.J.9 commentsLoading...
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