Everett: Why couldn’t the calendar work late on Valentine’s Day? Emily: Why? Everett: It had a date. Joke by Everett F., Irvine, California1 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
MARK: Why did the strawberry go out with the banana? MATT: Tell me. MARK: Because it couldn’t find a date. Joke by Mark D., Ballwin, Missouri2 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star