Laugh at funny Door jokes and comics for kids

FINN: Knock, knock.
SARAH: Who’s there?
FINN: Waddle.
SARAH: Waddle, who?
FINN: Waddle it take for you to open the door?

Joke by Finn O., Edmonds, Washington
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Talia: If monsters use powers to walk through walls, what do humans use?
Leora: What?
Talia: A door.

Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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Benjamin: Knock, knock.
Peter: Who’s there?
Benjamin: Arya.
Peter: Arya, who?
Benjamin: Arya going to open the door?

Joke by Benjamin B., Oak Park, California
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Danny: Imagine you’re in a room with no doors or windows. How do you get out?
Jacob: I have no idea.
Danny: Stop imagining.

Joke by Danny H., Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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William: Knock, knock
Bill: Who’s there?
William: Will.
Bill: Will, who?
William: Will you open the door already?

Joke by William F., Tallahassee, Florida
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Carson: What is black and white, and goes around and around?
Fred: Tell me.
Carson: A penguin in a revolving door.

Joke by Carson D., Sioux Falls, South Dakota
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PATRICK: Knock, knock.
BRADY: Who’s there?
PATRICK: Candice.
BRADY: Candice, who?
PATRICK: Candice door open or am I stuck here?

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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ANDREW: When is a door not actually a door?
CAMERON: Tell me.
ANDREW: When it’s ajar.

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Comic by James Estes
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Tim: Knock, knock.
Chase: Who’s there?
Tim: Doris.
Chase: Doris, who?
Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking.

Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Kartik: Knock, knock.
Jimmy: Who’s there?
Kartik: Theodore.
Jimmy: Theodore, who?
Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in.

Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California
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