Talia: If monsters use powers to walk through walls, what do humans use? Leora: What? Talia: A door. Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey3 commentsLoading...
Benjamin: Knock, knock. Peter: Who’s there? Benjamin: Arya. Peter: Arya, who? Benjamin: Arya going to open the door? Joke by Benjamin B., Oak Park, California0 commentsLoading...
Danny: Imagine you’re in a room with no doors or windows. How do you get out? Jacob: I have no idea. Danny: Stop imagining. Joke by Danny H., Cedar Rapids, Iowa2 commentsLoading...
William: Knock, knock Bill: Who’s there? William: Will. Bill: Will, who? William: Will you open the door already? Joke by William F., Tallahassee, Florida2 commentsLoading...
Carson: What is black and white, and goes around and around? Fred: Tell me. Carson: A penguin in a revolving door. Joke by Carson D., Sioux Falls, South Dakota0 commentsLoading...
PATRICK: Knock, knock. BRADY: Who’s there? PATRICK: Candice. BRADY: Candice, who? PATRICK: Candice door open or am I stuck here? Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania5 commentsLoading...
ANDREW: When is a door not actually a door? CAMERON: Tell me. ANDREW: When it’s ajar. Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Tim: Knock, knock. Chase: Who’s there? Tim: Doris. Chase: Doris, who? Tim: Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking. Joke by Will E., Spartanburg, South Carolina6 commentsLoading...
Kartik: Knock, knock. Jimmy: Who’s there? Kartik: Theodore. Jimmy: Theodore, who? Kartik: Theodore is locked. Let me in. Joke by Kartik S., Irvine, California7 commentsLoading...
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