Laugh at funny Fish jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Jeremy: How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
Andy: I don’t know. How?
Jeremy: By golf carp!

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, North Carolina
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Allen: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Neal: I don’t know. Why?
Allen: Because they have their own scales!

Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, New Jersey
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Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t stop talking?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouth bass.

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wisconsin
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Doug: What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?
Darrell: I don’t know.
Doug: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Doug B., Sharpsville, Indiana
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Daniel: What do ﬁsh sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.

Joke by Daniel L., Durham, North Carolina
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John: How did the grizzly catch the ﬁsh?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Nick: What do you get when you cross fish and elephants?
Jake: What?
Nick: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Nick P., Metairie, Louisiana
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Comic by Edouard Blaise
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Nicholas: Why did the fish blush?
Tommy: I haven’t a clue.
Nicholas: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Joke by Nicholas P., Fort Myers, Fla.
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Drew: What does a guppy drive into battle?
Spencer: I’m stumped.
Drew: A fish tank.

Joke by Drew L., Hampton, Va.
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Daffynition: Appear—The thing that you fish off of.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”

Joke by Casen S., Tyler, Tex.
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Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouthed bass!

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wis.
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John: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
Rob: I don’t know
John: To get to the other tide!

Joke by Johnny R., Twinsburg, Ohio
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