Laugh at funny Fish jokes and comics for kids

ELIZA: What’s a waiter’s favorite meal?
TAYLOR: I’m stumped.
ELIZA: Fish and tips.

Joke by Eliza T., Chardon, Ohio
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COLTON: Why do fish go to school?
SEAN: Why?
COLTON: Because they need swimming lessons.

Joke by Colton G., Mechanicsville, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Joe: What do you get when you cross elephants and fish?
Joel: I don’t know. What?
Joe: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Nicholas L., Lynbrook, New York
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MATILDA: What did the Scout say to the fish?
FAITH: What?
MATILDA: “Catch you later.”

Joke by Matilda M., Dallas, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Jackson: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Sam: I don’t know.
Jackson: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Jackson W., Ballwin, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ALLEN: Why don’t fish play basketball?
HELEN: Tell me.
ALLEN: Because they’re afraid of the net.

Joke by Allen L., Cupertino, California
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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John: How did the grizzly catch the fish?
Pedro: How?
John: With his bear hands.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t stop talking?
Danielle: No idea.
Alex: A big-mouth bass.

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wisconsin
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JEREMY: How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
ANDY: I don’t know. How?
JEREMY: By golf carp!

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, North Carolina
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Doug: What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?
Darrell: I don’t know.
Doug: Swimming trunks.

Joke by Doug B., Sharpsville, Indiana
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ALLEN: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
NEAL: I don’t know. Why?
ALLEN: Because they have their own scales!

Joke by Ashwin B., Morris Plains, New Jersey
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AARON: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
KAYLEE: Why?
AARON: They saw a clownfish.

Joke by Aaron B., Fremont, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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BLAKE: What do you get when you cross the galaxy and a fish?
MASON: I don’t know.
BLAKE: A starfish.

Joke by Blake S., Kiel, Wisconsin
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Comic by Jon Carter
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AAYUSH: Why are fish bad at basketball?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
AAYUSH: They are afraid of the net.

Joke by Aayush B., Irving, Texas
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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