Laugh at funny Food jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Masear
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Will: What is a soup’s favorite font?
Pedro: What?
Will: Times New Ramen.

Joke by William L., Magnolia, Texas
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sudi: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Kevin: Sure.
Sudi: Forget it. It’s too cheesy.

Joke by Sudarshan P., Smithtown, New York
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A book never written: "Healthy Foods" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Kyle G., Ray, Michigan
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Chris: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Bryan: No. How is it?
Chris: It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Joke by Chris B., West Chester, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Popular Pasta Toppings" by Alfred O’Saus.

Joke by Lee H., Woodbridge, Virginia
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Tom Swiftie: “This sauce is full of ﬂavor,” Tom said zestfully.

Joke by Cooper S., Averill Park, New York
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Joe: Potatoes make the best detectives.
Emma: Why?
Joe: They always keep their eyes peeled.

Joke by Garrett M., Cullman, Alabama
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager?
Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either.

Joke by Seth H., Butler, Missouri
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Types of Pasta" by Liz Ann Yaah.

Joke by Sam A., Saratoga Springs, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Customer: Waitress, my soup tastes funny.
Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?

Joke by Grace J., Camas, Washington
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A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Joke by Andrew P., Gaithersburg, Maryland
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A punny book: "Pizza Toppings" by Ann Chovies.

Joke by Jack G., Batavia, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Clark: What did the dragon say to the knight?
Monty: What?
Clark: “No more canned food!”

Joke by Alex H., Center Moriches, N.Y.
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Steven: What did one plate say to the other?
Jim: What?
Steven: “Food’s on me tonight!”

Joke by Steven H., Louisville, Ky.
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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