BRAYDEN: Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? LEX: Why? BRAYDEN: Because he’s a pain in the neck. Joke by Brayden and Lex H., Thousand Oaks, California0 commentsLoading...
Henry: What did one gingerbread man say after all the others were eaten? Lauren: I haven’t the foggiest. Henry: “It’s hard to bake new friends.” Joke by Henry P., Portland, Oregon1 commentsLoading...
CIAN: What do you call friends you like to eat with? CHARLIE: I’m not sure. CIAN: Tastebuds! Joke by Cian E., Pacifica, California1 commentsLoading...
JACK: My friend was cold, so I told him to stand in a corner. BILLY: Why? JACK: Because corners are 90 degrees. Joke by Jack D., Carlsbad, California1 commentsLoading...
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home. “I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here." Joke by Rita M., Anchorage, Alaska35 commentsLoading...