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AYN: How do frogs take notes?
JAN: How?
AYN: On lily pads.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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SURYA: Why did the frog take the bus to work?
CHRIS: I have no idea.
SURYA: Because his car got toad.

Joke by Surya H., Westwood, Massachusetts
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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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AMELIA: What are the two summer snacks that frogs love?
MACK: Tell me.
AMELIA: May flies and June bugs.

Joke by Amelia M., Morehead City, North Carolina
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TYLER: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
MEGAN: I don’t know.
TYLER: Open toad!

Joke by Tyler S., Murfreesboro, Tennessee
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MARIANO: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
HALEY: I’m not sure.
MARIANO: Croak-a-cola.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Baby Frogs" by Ted Pole.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Comic by Jon Carter
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CALVIN: What did the frog say to the toad?
JOEL: What?
CALVIN: “You’re toad-ally cool!”

Joke by Calvin K., Anchorage, Alaska
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BRADLEY: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JAMES: What?
BRADLEY: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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LUCAS: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
WILSON: I don’t know.
LUCAS: It gets a jump start.

Joke by Lucas O., Katonah, New York
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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KADEN: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
BILL: I have no idea.
KADEN: Diet croak!

Joke by Kaden S., Rancho Santa Margarita, California
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STEVE: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
JANNIE: What?
STEVE: It gets toad.

Joke by Ben H., Davis, California
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MATTHIAS: What sound does a metal frog make?
JIMMY: Tell me.
MATTHIAS: “Rivet, rivet.”

Joke by Matthias G., Cincinnati, Ohio
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Bradley: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
James: What?
Bradley: It gets toad!

Joke by Bradley G., Royersford, Pennsylvania
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Ethan: Why are frogs always so happy?
Brad: Beats me.
Ethan: They eat whatever bugs them.

Joke by Ethan C.
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Robbie: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Marshall: I don’t know.
Robbie: It gets toad away.

Joke by Robbie H., Ligonier, Pennsylvania
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Mookie: What does a metallic frog say?
Chuck: What?
Mookie: “Rivet, rivet.”

Joke by Mookie R., Pottsville, Pa.
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Aidan: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
Benjamin: No idea.
Aidan: It gets toad away.

Joke by Aidan M., Manchester, Missouri
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Comic by Thomastoons
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Joe: What do frogs drink?
Paul: What?
Joe: Croak-a-Cola.

Joke by Joseph O., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
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Sam: What kind of shoes should someone wear while dissecting a frog?
Ryan: Beats me.
Sam: Open-toad!

Joke by Sam A., Audubon, N.J.
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Daniel: What do you call it when a frog eats a firefly?
Pete: Tell me.
Daniel: A “light snack.”

Joke by Daniel P., Unalaska, Alaska
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Robert: What do you get if you cross a pig and a frog?
Jack: Beats me.
Robert: A ham-phibian!

Joke by Robert S., Weedsport, N.Y.
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