Jake: Why did the orange go blind? Justin: Beats me. Jake: He didn’t have enough vitaminsee! Joke by Jake S., Phoenixville, Pa.2 commentsLoading...
Kelvin: Why did the apple cross the road? Martin: Why? Kelvin: To get to Granny Smith’s house! Joke by Kelvin D., Burke, Va.12 commentsLoading...
Simon: Why did the orange go to the hospital? Ted: I haven’t a clue. Simon: Because it wasn’t peeling well. Joke by Simon X., Riyadh, Saudi Arabia4 commentsLoading...
Suzan: What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat? Howard: Tell me. Suzan: An apple turnover! Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.9 commentsLoading...
Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Taylor: I have no idea. Chris: A necktarine! Joke by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.18 commentsLoading...
Nick: Why did the banana have dinner with the prune? Sam: Tell me. Nick: Because he couldn’t find a real date! Joke by Nick B., Bremen, Ga.2 commentsLoading...
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