Laugh at funny Furniture jokes and comics for kids

Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Colin: Man, I really love my furniture.
Maddy: Why?
Colin: Because my recliner and I go way back.

Joke by Colin F., Mandeville, Louisiana
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COLIN: I really love my furniture.
NANCY: Why?
COLIN: My recliner and I go way back.

Joke by Colin F., Mandeville, Louisiana
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Nicholas: What has four legs but can’t walk?
Rick: What?
Nicholas: A table!

Joke by Nicholas R., Spokane Valley, Wash.
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Man: Doctor, I think I’m becoming a dog!
Doctor: Just relax. Have a seat, and I’ll help you.
Man: But doctor, I’m not allowed on the furniture!

Joke by Lee J., Galveston, Texas
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Joke by Nathan A., Temecula, Calif.
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Jack: What kind of show does a chair put on?
Johnny: Beats me.
Jack: A sit-com!

Joke by Jack A., Sioux Falls, S.D.
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A book never written: “Cost-Free Appliance Repairs” by Warren Tee.

Joke by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.
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James: When is a door not a door?
Shane: When?
James: When it’s ajar.

Joke by James L., Camarillo, Calif.
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Miles: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
Bill: I don’t know.
Miles: She wanted to rock and roll!

Joke by Miles K., Denton, Tex.
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