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Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right.

Joke by Dhruv K., Redmond, Washington 
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SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
RUTH: Why?
SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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Dhruv: Why was the obtuse angle always upset?
Max: Why?
Dhruv: It was never right.

 

Joke by Dhruv K., Redmond, Washington
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Sam: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
Ruth: Why?
Sam: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

 

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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Brent: Why did the circle leave the square dance?
Ben: Why?
Brent: No one wanted him around!

Joke by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep?
Lyle: I haven’t a clue.
Kyle: A wool-er.

Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.
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Alex: What do you call a smart corner?
Casey: I haven’t a clue.
Alex: A “right angle.”

Joke by Alex S., Racine, Wis.
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Josiah: Why are circles so smart?
Jeff: Beats me.
Josiah: Because they have 360 degrees!

Joke by Josiah C., Greshem, Ore.
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Karl: Why did the Scout put a ruler under his pillow?
Brock: I have no clue.
Karl: To see how long he could sleep!

Joke by Karl B., Lone Tree, Colo.
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Danielle: Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?
Ken: Really?
Danielle: Yep, he acquired his size from too much pi!

Joke by Danielle C., Shirley, Mass.
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Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot?
Russ: What?
Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?”

Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.
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