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CLIFFORD: What do you call a train carrying lots of bubble gum?
JAMES: What?
CLIFFORD: A chew-chew train.

Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train?
CALVIN: What?
KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew-chew.”

Joke by Katelyn O., Eden Prairie, Minnesota
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GABRIEL: What is a scientist’s favorite flavor of gum?
MIKE: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: Experi-mint!

Joke by Gabriel M., Detroit, Michigan
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GRAHAM: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
MOLLY: What?
GRAHAM: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew-chew!”cher

Joke by Graham W., Sherwood, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Umit: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Abe: Why?
Umit: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Umit S., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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Seena: Why did the gum cross the road?
Jerod: Why?
Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Joke by Seena B., Mesquite, Texas
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Jordan: What do bees chew?
Graham: I dunno.
Jordan: Bumble-gum.

Joke by Jordan E., Pleasant Gap, Pa.
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Joke by Andrew M., Northville, Mich.
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