Laugh at funny Ice jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

PAUL: What did one penguin say to the other?
ALICE: I’m stumped.
PAUL: “Ice to meet you.”

Joke by Paul D., Torrance, California
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KARTHIK: What did one snowman say to the other?
KARRIE: What?
KARTHIK: “It’s ice to see you!”

Joke by Karthik B., Fremont, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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SIMEON: What do snowmen say to each other when they meet?
ASHLEY: What?
SIMEON: “Ice to meet you!”

Joke by Simeon J., Omaha, Arkansas
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RICKY: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
ZOEY: I don’t know.
RICKY: Ice crispy treats.

Joke by Ricky M., Atlanta, Georgia
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AIDAN: What happens to ice when it gets mad?
CARRIE: What?
AIDAN: It has a meltdown.

Joke by Aidan A., Weston, Florida
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Marcus: If H2O is the formula for water, what’s the formula for ice?
Martin: What?
Marcus: H2O cubed.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Andrew: What does a mountain wear when it gets cold?
Rafael: Tell me.
Andrew: An ice cap.

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Elliot: What did one ice cube say to the other?
Thomas: I don’t have a clue.
Elliot: “I’m cooler than you!”

Joke by Elliot G., Walla Walla, Wash.
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