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BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job?
LANDON: Why?
BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds!

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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ALEX: Why didn’t the invisible man accept the job offer?
SAVANNAH: I don’t know. Why?
ALEX: He just couldn’t see himself working there.

Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois
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A Boy Scout went around his neighborhood looking for a job.

“I’ll pay you $20 to paint my porch,” said one neighbor.

The Scout agreed and went to work.

A few hours later, the Scout knocked on the neighbor’s door and said, “I’m all finished, but your car is a Mercedes, not a Porsche.”

Joke by Jacob G., Swanton, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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Billy: I quit my job as a banker.
Bob: Why?
Billy: I just lost interest.

Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Dawson: Why did the bowling pins stop working?
Lawson: Why?
Dawson: Because they went on strike!

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
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Frank: What kind of man never works a day in his life?
Joe: Tell me.
Frank: A night watchman!

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes.

Joke by Kenny G., Denville, N.J.
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A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride.

Joke by Andrew M., Fort Smith, Ark.
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Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker?
Suzan: Beats me.
Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job!

Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.
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Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service?
Dave: Why?
Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash!

Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
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Logan: Did you hear about the umbrella factory that got shut down?
Lee: No. What happened?
Logan: There was too much overhead!

Joke by Logan F., Valley Park, Mo.
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Matt: How did the soup lose its job?
Mark: I don’t know. How?
Matt: It got canned!

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch.

A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, PA.
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