JIM: Why did the lazy man want a job in the bakery? HENRY: Why? JIM: He wanted to loaf around. Joke by Josh D., Schnecksville, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: What did the elevator operator learn about his new job? CONNOR: Tell me. BRANDON: That it has its ups and downs. Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington0 commentsLoading...
ANDREW: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? REGINALD: I don’t know. ANDREW: Because he couldn’t see himself working there. Joke by Andrew H., University Heights, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
BRANDON: Why did the scarecrow quit his job? LANDON: Why? BRANDON: He realized it was for the birds! Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington1 commentsLoading...
ALEX: Why didn’t the invisible man accept the job offer? SAVANNAH: I don’t know. Why? ALEX: He just couldn’t see himself working there. Joke by Alexander B., St. Charles, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
A Boy Scout went around his neighborhood looking for a job. “I’ll pay you $20 to paint my porch,” said one neighbor. The Scout agreed and went to work. A few hours later, the Scout knocked on the neighbor’s door and said, “I’m all finished, but your car is a Mercedes, not a Porsche.” Joke by Jacob G., Swanton, Maryland4 commentsLoading...
Billy: I quit my job as a banker. Bob: Why? Billy: I just lost interest. Joke by Dylan B., Duluth, Georgia1 commentsLoading...
Dawson: Why did the bowling pins stop working? Lawson: Why? Dawson: Because they went on strike! Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.5 commentsLoading...
Frank: What kind of man never works a day in his life? Joe: Tell me. Frank: A night watchman! Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.4 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Accounting” by Penny N. Dimes. Joke by Kenny G., Denville, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride. Joke by Andrew M., Fort Smith, Ark.3 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service? Dave: Why? Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash! Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.8 commentsLoading...