A book never written: “Life as a Dentist” by Flo Ride. Joke by Andrew M., Fort Smith, Ark.3 commentsLoading...
Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job! Joke by Howard W., Spring Hill, Fla.3 commentsLoading...
Luke: Why did the boy start a gardening service? Dave: Why? Luke: He wanted to rake in some cash! Joke by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.8 commentsLoading...
Logan: Did you hear about the umbrella factory that got shut down? Lee: No. What happened? Logan: There was too much overhead! Joke by Logan F., Valley Park, Mo.15 commentsLoading...
Matt: How did the soup lose its job? Mark: I don’t know. How? Matt: It got canned! Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.1 commentsLoading...
A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that your car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." Joke by Dan H., Conshohocken, PA.18 commentsLoading...
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