HUCK: Are you in Cub Scouts? XAVIER: Yes. I’m a kindergartner. HUCK: You’re too young to be a Scout. XAVIER: You think I’m Lion? Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swifty: “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedly. Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Danny: Why did the lions cross the road? Bobby: I don’t know. Why? Danny: To get to the other pride! Joke by J. Daniel J., Huntington, W.Va.8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Lion Taming for Beginners” by Claude B. Hinds. Joke by Anthony H., Loudonville, N.Y.1 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family. Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.3 commentsLoading...