Laugh at funny Lion jokes and comics for kids

ELIJAH: Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
CHRIS: No clue.
ELIJAH: Because he’s always a lion.

Joke by Elijah K., Smyrna, Tennessee
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Comic by Van Scott
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HUCK: Are you in Cub Scouts?
XAVIER: Yes. I’m a kindergartner.
HUCK: You’re too young to be a Scout.
XAVIER: You think I’m Lion?

Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Tom Swifty: “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedly.

Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas
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Danny: Why did the lions cross the road?
Bobby: I don’t know. Why?
Danny: To get to the other pride!

Joke by J. Daniel J., Huntington, W.Va.
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A book never written: “Lion Taming for Beginners” by Claude B. Hinds.

Joke by Anthony H., Loudonville, N.Y.
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Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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