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Tom Swifty: “That’s the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedly.

Joke by Kai L., League City, Texas
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Danny: Why did the lions cross the road?
Bobby: I don’t know. Why?
Danny: To get to the other pride!

Joke by J. Daniel J., Huntington, W.Va.
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A book never written: “Lion Taming for Beginners” by Claude B. Hinds.

Joke by Anthony H., Loudonville, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family.

Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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