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STEFFIE-ANNE: What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the mountain?
ROCCO: I have no idea.
STEFFIE-ANNE: A lamb slide.

Joke by Steffie-Anne B., Cimarron, New Mexico
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REZA: Why don’t people like to play hide-and-seek with mountains?
MINA: Why?
REZA: Because they peak. 

Joke by Reza B., San Diego, California
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CAMILLE: How do mountains see?
SEAN: How?
CAMILLE: They peak.

Joke by Camille D., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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BEN: Why can’t you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
CHASE: Why?
BEN: Because they’re always peaking.

Joke by Ben K., Scottsdale, Arizona
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Jeremy: How do you solve a math problem on top of a mountain?
Todd: I don’t know.
Jeremy: Just sum it.

Joke by Jeremy H., Oxford, Mississippi
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Oskar: Why did the science teacher take his class on a field trip to the mountains?
Felix: Why?
Oskar: They needed higher grades.

Joke by Oskar C., Statesboro, Georgia
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Jack: What’s the wettest mountain in the world?
John: What?
Jack: Mountain Dew.

Joke by Brayden B., Irving, Texas
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Alex: What do you call a pile of kittens?
Clare: Tell me.
Alex: A meow-ntain.

 

Joke by Alex W., Dallas, Texas
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Me: What do you call a pile of cats?
Nick: I have no clue.
Me: A meowtain.

Joke by Mark M., Allen Park, Michigan
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Andrew: What does a mountain wear when it gets cold?
Rafael: Tell me.
Andrew: An ice cap.

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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A book never written: “The European Alps” by Matt R. Horn.

Joke by Andrew H., Dallas, Tex.
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