Parrot 1: Something smells fishy. Parrot 2: That’s because we’re sitting on a perch. Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah2 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Polygon — When your pet parrot escapes. Joke by Gabriel Z., Dublin, California4 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Polynomial — A parrot without food. Joke by Ryan T., San Diego, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Max: What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock? Thad: I haven’t a clue. Max: “Polly ticks.” Joke by Max J., Anchorage, Alaska7 commentsLoading...
Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot? Russ: What? Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?” Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.11 commentsLoading...