PATIENT: Doctor, I’m shrinking! You have to do something about it quickly! DOCTOR: Take it easy. You’ll just have to be a little patient. Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Connecticut0 commentsLoading...
JOE: Why did the patient laugh after his operation? MOE: I don’t know. Why? JOE: Because the doctor had him in stitches. Joke by Stephen C., Salem, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Patient: Doctor, doctor! I think I might be a deck of cards. Doctor: Go sit in the waiting room. I’ll deal with you later. Joke by Anish S., Cumming, Georgia0 commentsLoading...