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SAMUEL: What did the pepper say to the salt?
BRYAN: What?
SAMUEL: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke by Samuel W., North Platte, Nebraska
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ISAIAH: Why didn’t anyone want to fight the hot pepper?
ELIJAH: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: Because he’s got some kick.

Joke by Isaiah J., Citrus Heights, California
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Nathan: What does a nosy pepper do?
Charlie: What?
Nathan: It gets jalapeño business.

Joke by Nathan M., Willowick, Ohio
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MIKEY: Why do sharks swim in salt water?
MICHAEL: I don’t know. Why?
MIKEY: Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Joke by Mikey S., Pineville, North Carolina
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Collin: What does a nosey pepper do?
Vicky: I haven’t the foggiest.
Collin: It gets jalapeño business!

Joke by Collin K. , San Diego, California
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TANISH: What does a nosy pepper do?
REBECCA: What?
TANISH: Gets jalapeño business!

Joke by Tanish T.
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ANDREW: What did the pepper say on its holiday card?
LUKE: I don’t know.
ANDREW: “Season’s greetings.”

Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas 
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