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SIMON: What is a pickle’s favorite game show?
MEL: Tell me.
SIMON: Let’s Make a Dill.

Joke by Simon P., Cookeville, Tennessee
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WILL: What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?
CAROLINE: Umm, what?
WILL: “You are dill-licious.”

Joke by Will S., Massapequa Park, New York
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AKHIL: Why did the pickle wear sunglasses to the beach?
VARAN: Not sure.
AKHIL: He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.

Joke by Akhil C., Pleasanton, California
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ELI: What kind of instrument does a pickle play?
ALEX: What?
ELI: A piccolo.

Joke by Elijah W., Pulaski, New York
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LILY: What did the cucumber say to the tomato about his math homework?
MACY: What?
LILY: “There’s this one problem that is really putting me in a pickle. Can you help me?”

Joke by Lily F., Raleigh, North Carolina
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Joke by Hudson F., Andover, Massachusetts
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NIHIT: What did one pickle say to the other when they fell on the floor?
MAHI: I don’t have a clue.
NIHIT: “Dill with it!”

Joke by Nihit D., Cumming, Georgia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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