Laugh at funny Reindeer jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: Tell me.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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PEE WEE: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Van Scott
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VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer?
MAX: Why?
VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet.

Joke by Vince W., Meridian, Indiana
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Comic by Van Scott
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One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
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Alexander: Where does a reindeer go to replace its tail?
Haley: I don’t know. Where?
Alexander: The retail store.

Joke by Alexander F., Austin, Texas
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
LEE: No idea.
ZACHARY: Comet!

Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida
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One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas
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Joshua: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Jake: Why?
Joshua: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke by Joshua J., Henderson, Nevada
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Pam: Why?
Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

Joke by Sam P., Merrimack, New Hampshire
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Westy: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Chubb: I don’t know.
Westy: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Joke by Pedro the Mailburro
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