Laugh at funny Salad jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

MICHAEL: Why is the tomato red?

SEAN: No idea.

MICHAEL: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Joke by Michael C., Los Angeles, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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William: What do you call a messy fruit salad?
Mary: I don’t know.
William: A “fig-sty”!

Joke by William W., Greenville, N.C.
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Nathanael: Knock, knock.

Cindy: Who's there?

Nathanael: Distressing.

Cindy: Distressing, who?

Nathanael: Distressing has too much vinegar!

Joke by Nathanael C., Schaumburg, Ill.
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