CAMERON: What did the shark eat for lunch? MORGAN: I’m stumped. CAMERON: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. Joke by Cameron F., Great Falls, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich? TOM: Tell me. RYAN: A brrrrr-ger. Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island0 commentsLoading...
NOAH: What kind of sandwich is always cold? NATE: What kind? NOAH: A brr-ger. Joke by Noah S., Neeham, Massachusetts2 commentsLoading...
HENRY: What is a matador’s favorite sandwich? FRANK: What? HENRY: Bull-oney. Joke by Henry S., Darnestown, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager? Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either. Joke by Seth H., Butler, Missouri2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase. Joke by Robert D., Fredericksburg, Va.0 commentsLoading...
Joel: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? Marty: I don’t know. Joel: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. Joke by Joel M., Belen, N.M.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese. Joke by George B., Richmond Hill, Ga.1 commentsLoading...
Moe: Where do you get sandwiches in India? Joe: I don’t know. Where? Moe: At the New Delhi. Joke by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Nikolas: What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Ben: I’m stumped. Nikolas: Oldham! Joke by Nikolas Y., El Dorado Hills, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
Max: What would you find on a haunted beach? Sam: I’m stumped. Max: A sand-witch! Joke by Maxwell C.13 commentsLoading...
Thomas: What is a golfer’s favorite lunch Charlie: Beats me. Thomas: A ham sand-wedge. Joke by Thomas C., Basking Ridge, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Derek: What does a shark eat with peanut butter? Debbie: What? Derek: Jellyfish! Joke by Derek J., Coppell, Tex.9 commentsLoading...
Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Burger King and Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?” Joke by Mikey T., Portland, Ore.4 commentsLoading...
Nathan: What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich? Natalie: What? Nathan: P.B. and jellyfish! Joke by Nathan M., Republic, Mo.4 commentsLoading...
Richard: What is green on the inside, white on the outside and hops? Sergio: What? Richard: A frog sandwich! Joke by Corey B., El Paso, Tex.5 commentsLoading...
John: I’m starved. What’s to eat? Don: You name it, I’ll make it. John: Sandwich? Don: Nope. John: Soup? Don: Nope. John: You said if I named it, you’d make it! Don: You haven’t named it yet. Joke by John D., San Antonio, Tex.1 commentsLoading...
Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors. The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?" The last man replies, "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window." Joke by Christopher M., Garrettsville, Ohio28 commentsLoading...
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve food in here!" Joke by Caleb F., Whitefish Bay, Wis.19 commentsLoading...
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