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RYAN: What do you call a frozen sandwich?
TOM: Tell me.
RYAN: A brrrrr-ger.

Joke by Ryan E., Wakefield, Rhode Island
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NOAH: What kind of sandwich is always cold?
NATE: What kind?
NOAH: A brr-ger.

Joke by Noah S., Neeham, Massachusetts
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HENRY: What is a matador’s favorite sandwich?
FRANK: What?
HENRY: Bull-oney.

Joke by Henry S., Darnestown, Maryland
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Customer: I refuse to eat this sandwich. Will you get the manager?
Waiter: That’s no use. He won’t eat it, either.

Joke by Seth H., Butler, Missouri
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A book never written: “Making a Better Sandwich” by May O. Nase.

Joke by Robert D., Fredericksburg, Va.
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Joel: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Marty: I don’t know.
Joel: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

Joke by Joel M., Belen, N.M.
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A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese.

Joke by George B., Richmond Hill, Ga.
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Moe: Where do you get sandwiches in India?
Joe: I don’t know. Where?
Moe: At the New Delhi.

Joke by Matthew H., Northridge, Calif.
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Nikolas: What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
Ben: I’m stumped.
Nikolas: Oldham!

Joke by Nikolas Y., El Dorado Hills, Calif.
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Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?
Sam: I’m stumped.
Max: A sand-witch!

Joke by Maxwell C.
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Thomas: What is a golfer’s favorite lunch
Charlie: Beats me.
Thomas: A ham sand-wedge.

Joke by Thomas C., Basking Ridge, N.J.
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Derek: What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Debbie: What?
Derek: Jellyfish!

Joke by Derek J., Coppell, Tex.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If Burger King and Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?”

Joke by Mikey T., Portland, Ore.
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Nathan: What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Natalie: What?
Nathan: P.B. and jellyfish!

Joke by Nathan M., Republic, Mo.
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Richard: What is green on the inside, white on the outside and hops?
Sergio: What?
Richard: A frog sandwich!

Joke by Corey B., El Paso, Tex.
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John: I’m starved. What’s to eat?
Don: You name it, I’ll make it.

John: Sandwich?
Don: Nope.

John: Soup?
Don: Nope.

John: You said if I named it, you’d make it!
Don: You haven’t named it yet.

Joke by John D., San Antonio, Tex.
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Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them.

One man takes a jug of water. The second man takes a sandwich. The last man takes one of the car doors. 

The first man says to the last man: "I'm bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich in case we get hungry, but why bring a car door?"

The last man replies,  "If I get hot, I can just roll down the window."

Joke by Christopher M., Garrettsville, Ohio
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve food in here!"

Joke by Caleb F., Whitefish Bay, Wis.
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