John: I’m starved. What’s to eat?
Don: You name it, I’ll make it.
John: Sandwich?
Don: Nope.
John: Soup?
Don: Nope.
John: You said if I named it, you’d make it!
Don: You haven’t named it yet.
Joke submitted by John D., San Antonio, Tex.
John: I’m starved. What’s to eat?
Don: You name it, I’ll make it.
John: Sandwich?
Don: Nope.
John: Soup?
Don: Nope.
John: You said if I named it, you’d make it!
Don: You haven’t named it yet.
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OH MAN! (cough) That was good!