TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?” Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York1 commentsLoading...
BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout? BRYSON: What? BEN: “Hike!” Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut0 commentsLoading...
GRANT: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to camp? KYLE: Why? GRANT: Because he heard it was the best way to reach new heights in the great outdoors. Joke by Grant B., Derwood, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
Henry: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the game? Mandy: Why? Henry: Because he heard the stakes were high. Joke by Henry N., Independence, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
MATILDA: What did the Scout say to the fish? FAITH: What? MATILDA: “Catch you later.” Joke by Matilda M., Dallas, Texas0 commentsLoading...
JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip? FAITH: I’m not sure. JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank. Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York0 commentsLoading...
EDUARDO: Why would socks make good Scouts? CALI: Tell me. EDUARDO: Because they’re always pre-paired. Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California0 commentsLoading...
NATHANAEL: Who does a Good Turn daily and floats in water? KYLE: I’m not sure. NATHANAEL: A buoy Scout. Joke by Nathanael M., Staten Island, New York0 commentsLoading...
Peter: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge? Daniel: No idea. Peter: “You’re going places.” Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California0 commentsLoading...
WILLIAM: Why is it so easy for Scouters to get married? DAN: Why? WILLIAM: Because they know so many ways to tie the knot. Joke by William D., Brentwood, Tennessee0 commentsLoading...
DRAKE: What do you call a Scout who can fly? RICK: What? DRAKE: An Eagle Scout. Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina0 commentsLoading...
PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge? DANIEL: I’m not sure. PETER: “You’re going places.” Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California0 commentsLoading...
Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout? Mike: What? Dillon: “Hike!” Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois1 commentsLoading...
ELLA: How can you tell if a Scout has earned their Cooking merit badge? CHELSEA: How? ELLA: They’ll make good use of their thyme. Joke by Ella R. , Lynnwood, Washington0 commentsLoading...
TWO SCOUTS MEET on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side.” The other Scout replies, “You’re on the other side!” Joke by Avery C., Gainesville, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
GUS: How many days does it take for a Scout to screw in a lightbulb? MARTY: I don’t know. GUS: A lot, because they only do one Good Turn a day. Joke by Stella P., Holmen, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
Nic: What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut? John: What? Nic: A bald Eagle. Joke by Nic M., Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania1 commentsLoading...
Ben: What do you call a skinny Scout? Joey: What? Ben: A slenderfoot. Joke by Ben L., Lake Villa, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Huck: Are you in Cub Scouts? Xavier: Yes. I’m a kindergartner. Huck: You’re too young to be a Scout. Xavier: You think I’m Lion? Joke by Xavier D., Huntingtown, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
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