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ASHLEY: Why was the Scout doing figure eights?
SARAH: Tell me.
ASHLEY: Because he needed to do a Good Turn daily.

Joke by Ashley L., Greensboro, North Carolina
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BENTLEE: What did the new Scout say after his first hike?
LONDON: What?
BENTLEE: “I have a tender foot.”

Joke by Bentlee T., Georgetown, South Carolina
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RYAN: What did the Scout who just completed the Electricity merit badge send out on Christmas?
LAYLA: Tell me.
RYAN: Christmas cords.

Joke by Ryan C., Burnsville, Minnesota
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RUBY: Why was the Scout always complaining about her sore feet after a hike?
GERALD: Why?
RUBY: Because she was a Tenderfoot.

Joke by Ruby, Santa Rosa, California
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SCOUT 1: Are y’all ready for our mountain climbing trip?
SCOUT 2: Yep! I’m in peak condition.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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JAYDEN: Why did the Scout always carry a flashlight?
KARRY: I don’t know.
JAYDEN: Because he wanted to be bright.

Joke by Jayden L., Bettendorf, Iowa
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TWO SCOUTS CAMPING in their backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their lungs. Then one of their neighbors threw open his window and yelled, “Cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s 3 o’clock in the morning?”

Joke by Michael B., Varysburg, New York
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BEN: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
BRYSON: What?
BEN: “Hike!”

Joke by Ben C., Oxford, Connecticut
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GRANT: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to camp?
KYLE: Why?
GRANT: Because he heard it was the best way to reach new heights in the great outdoors.

Joke by Grant B., Derwood, Maryland
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Henry: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the game?
Mandy: Why?
Henry: Because he heard the stakes were high.

Joke by Henry N., Independence, Minnesota
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MATILDA: What did the Scout say to the fish?
FAITH: What?
MATILDA: “Catch you later.”

Joke by Matilda M., Dallas, Texas
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JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip?
FAITH: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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EDUARDO: Why would socks make good Scouts?
CALI: Tell me.
EDUARDO: Because they’re always pre-paired.

Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California
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NATHANAEL: Who does a Good Turn daily and floats in water?
KYLE: I’m not sure.
NATHANAEL: A buoy Scout.

Joke by Nathanael M., Staten Island, New York
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Peter: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
Daniel: No idea.
Peter: “You’re going places.”

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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WILLIAM: Why is it so easy for Scouters to get married?
DAN: Why?
WILLIAM: Because they know so many ways to tie the knot.

Joke by William D., Brentwood, Tennessee
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DRAKE: What do you call a Scout who can fly?
RICK: What?
DRAKE: An Eagle Scout.

Joke by Drake L., Charlotte, North Carolina
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PETER: What did the Scoutmaster say to the Scout who earned their Hiking merit badge?
DANIEL: I’m not sure.
PETER: “You’re going places.”

Joke by Peter C., Antioch, California
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Dillon: What did the quarterback say to the Scout?
Mike: What?
Dillon: “Hike!”

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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ELLA: How can you tell if a Scout has earned their Cooking merit badge?
CHELSEA: How?
ELLA: They’ll make good use of their thyme.

Joke by Ella R. , Lynnwood, Washington
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TWO SCOUTS MEET on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side.”
The other Scout replies, “You’re on the other side!”

Joke by Avery C., Gainesville, Georgia
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GUS: How many days does it take for a Scout to screw in a lightbulb?
MARTY: I don’t know.
GUS: A lot, because they only do one Good Turn a day.

Joke by Stella P., Holmen, Wisconsin
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nic: What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?
John: What?
Nic: A bald Eagle.

Joke by Nic M., Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
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Ben: What do you call a skinny Scout?
Joey: What?
Ben: A slenderfoot.

Joke by Ben L., Lake Villa, Illinois
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