I WALKED INTO A COSTUME PARTY dressed up as a turtle with my friend on my back. People asked me who it was. I said, “It’s Michelle.” Joke by Farr H., Bainbridge Island, Washington0 commentsLoading...
CURREN: Why are shrimp bad at sharing? LAUREN: Why? CURREN: Because they’re shellfish. Joke by Curren M., Virginia Beach, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
AYN: How do clams and oysters talk to each other? LAYLA: I don’t know. AYN: On their shell phones. Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 0 commentsLoading...
ELIZABETH: Why did the turtle cross the road? KATE: Tell me. ELIZABETH: To get to a Shell station. Joke by Elizabeth J., Sugar Land, Texas1 commentsLoading...
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