WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why is it that when something travels by ship it’s called “cargo,” but when it travels by car it’s called a “shipment”? Joke by Zach H., Minneapolis, Minnesota1 commentsLoading...
ISAAC: What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack? JACOB: Tell me. ISAAC: Ships and dip. Joke by Isaac S., Irvine, California0 commentsLoading...
AIDEN: What do you call a ship that can’t stop winning? NOAH: I have no idea. AIDEN: A showboat. Joke by Aiden C., Phoenix, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
HAZEL: Why couldn’t the pirates play UNO? EMILY: Why? HAZEL: Because the captain was standing on the deck. Joke by Hazel E., Vashon, Washington1 commentsLoading...
PATRICK: What kind of ship makes you do chores? SEAN: I don’t know. What kind? PATRICK: A mothership! Joke by Patrick A., Plover, Wisconsin3 commentsLoading...