Laugh at funny Ship jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

LEE: Why do Navy ports in Norway have barcode scanners?
SAM: Why?
LEE: To Scandinavian.

Joke by Gideon S., Holt, Michigan
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WARPED WISE MAN WONDERS: Why is it that when something travels by ship it’s called “cargo,” but when it travels by car it’s called a “shipment”?

Joke by Zach H., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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ISAAC: What’s a sea monster’s favorite snack?
JACOB: Tell me.
ISAAC: Ships and dip.

Joke by Isaac S., Irvine, California
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AIDEN: What do you call a ship that can’t stop winning?
NOAH: I have no idea.
AIDEN: A showboat.

Joke by Aiden C., Phoenix, Arizona
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HAZEL: Why couldn’t the pirates play UNO?
EMILY: Why?
HAZEL: Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Joke by Hazel E., Vashon, Washington
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PATRICK: What kind of ship makes you do chores?
SEAN: I don’t know. What kind?
PATRICK: A mothership!

Joke by Patrick A., Plover, Wisconsin
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