Laugh at funny Skunk jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

BEN: What do you get if you cross a shark with a skunk?
STEVEN: What?
BEN: As far away as possible.

Joke by Ben L., Bethesda, Maryland
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Ben: What do you get if you cross a shark with a skunk?
Steven: What?
Ben: As far away as possible.

Joke by Ben L., Bethesda, Maryland
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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BEN: Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
STUART: I don’t know.
BEN: Because they’re scent-imental creatures!

Joke by Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
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DILLON: Have you ever heard the joke about the skunk?
MICHAEL: No. What is it?
DILLON: Never mind. It stinks.

Joke by Dillon N., Elmhurst, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Catherine Fischer
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Sitara: What do you get when you cross a bell and a skunk?
Lucy: I don’t know.
Sitara: Jingle smells.

Joke by Sitara C., Roslyn, New York
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Luke: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Neal: How?
Luke: Hold its nose.

Joke by Neal R., Oak Ridge, North Carolina
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Jim: What’s black and white and black and white — and green?
Billy: What?
Jim: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Joke by Jim L., Holiday, Florida
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Silas: How much money does a skunk have?
Craig: No clue.
Silas: Just one scent.

Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon
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Silas: How much money does a skunk have?
Craig: No clue.
Silas: Just one scent.

Joke by Marty H., Portland, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Ethan: What happened when the skunk wrote a book?
Stewart: I don’t know.
Ethan: It became a best-smeller!

Joke by Ethan Y., Pleasanton, Calif.
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Harry: What did the judge say when a skunk wandered into his building?
Billy: What?
Harry: “Odor in the court!”

Joke by Harry L., Alpharetta, Ga.
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