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SAMUEL: What’s a snake’s favorite class?
DAVID: Tell me.
SAMUEL: Hissstory.

Joke by Samuel K., Lebanon, Pennsylvania 
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JASON: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.

Joke by Henry M., Studio City, California
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Tora: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
Billy: I don’t know.
Tora: A jump rope.

Joke by Tora R., Santa Fe, Texas
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Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny?
Sean:
I don’t know.
Davis: A jump rope.

, Riverdale, Utah
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WILLIAM: How do snakes get into Hogwarts?
LOGAN: How?
WILLIAM: They Slytherin.

Joke by William W., Fairfield, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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AARAV: What do you call a snake with a hard hat?
AARON: What?
AARAV: A boa constructor.

Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas
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SAM: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
MICHAEL: I don’t know.
SAM: A jump rope.

Joke by Bobby G., Davis, California
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Caleb: Why are snakes measured in inches?
Theo: Why?
Caleb: They don’t have feet.

Joke by Caleb H., Northport, Alabama
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Erik: How do snakes get into Hogwarts?
Leroy: How?
Erik: They just Slytherin.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Vet: Your pet snake has allergies.
Patient: What do I give him?
Vet: Anti-hiss-tamines.

Joke by Paul H., Bakersfield, Calif.
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Tim: Which snake likes baked desserts?
Isaiah: Tell me.
Tim: The pie-thon!

Joke by Isaiah Chr, Jamestown, Tenn.
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Keith: What do you call a large, pastry-eating snake?
Dan: A “pie-thon”!

Joke by Maxwell C., Nolensville, Tenn.
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Tom Swiftie: "I can't find my pet snake!" Tom hissed.

Joke by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.
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