WILLIAM: How do snakes get into Hogwarts? LOGAN: How? WILLIAM: They Slytherin. Joke by William W., Fairfield, California3 commentsLoading...
AARAV: What do you call a snake with a hard hat? AARON: What? AARAV: A boa constructor. Joke by Aarav M., Cypress, Texas2 commentsLoading...
SAM: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake? MICHAEL: I don’t know. SAM: A jump rope. Joke by Bobby G., Davis, California2 commentsLoading...
Caleb: Why are snakes measured in inches? Theo: Why? Caleb: They don’t have feet. Joke by Caleb H., Northport, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
Erik: How do snakes get into Hogwarts? Leroy: How? Erik: They just Slytherin. Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California3 commentsLoading...
Vet: Your pet snake has allergies. Patient: What do I give him? Vet: Anti-hiss-tamines. Joke by Paul H., Bakersfield, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Tim: Which snake likes baked desserts? Isaiah: Tell me. Tim: The pie-thon! Joke by Isaiah Chr, Jamestown, Tenn.1 commentsLoading...
Keith: What do you call a large, pastry-eating snake? Dan: A “pie-thon”! Joke by Maxwell C., Nolensville, Tenn.0 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: "I can't find my pet snake!" Tom hissed. Joke by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.3 commentsLoading...