Laugh at funny Snowman jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Tai: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Hannah: Where?
Tai: In a snowbank.

Joke by Tai C., Hancock, Michigan
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DREW: What did the kid say when he didn’t want to make a snowman?
JIM: What?
DREW: “It’s snow fun!”

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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PETER: Someone must be mad at Frosty the Snowman.
ISAIAH: Why?
PETER: Because they gave him two black eyes.

Joke by Peter W., Chetek, Wisconsin
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ARJUN: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
ALEXANDER: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARJUN: An abdominal snowman.

Joke by Arjun S., Dover, Delaware
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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ELI: What is the difference between a couch and a snowman?
LUKE: I don’t know.
ELI: Then you need to go back to kindergarten.

Joke by Eli W., Burnt Hills, New York
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ANDREW: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
DOMINIC: What?
ANDREW: Frosted Flakes!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Billy: What do you call a snowman in the middle of May?
Bob: What?
Billy: A puddle.

Joke by Izzack C., Warren, Michigan
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Hailey: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Katie: What?
Hailey: Chill out.

Joke by Hailey L., Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: “Do you smell carrots?”

Joke by William W., Shapleigh, Maine
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Comic by James Estes
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Dancer: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Prancer: No idea.
Dancer: Because it tastes like boogers.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Logan: What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
Jean: What?
Logan: A puddle.

Joke by Logan G., Oswego, Illinois
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Comic by James Estes
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Lisa: What do you call a melted snowman?
Paul: What?
Lisa: Water.

Joke by Lisa W., Sacramento, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by James Estes
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Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Joan: I have no idea.
Jonah: Ice Krispies.

Joke by Jonah D.,, Houston, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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