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TOM: Why did the ghosts do so well in their sports games?
RUTH: I don’t know.
TOM: Because they had team spirit.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Brandon: Why did the baseball player call time out?
Sean: Why?
Brandon: He needed a shortstop.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Brandon: Why is tennis a loud sport?
Andy: Why?
Brandon: Because of the racket.

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Indoor Sports" by Jim Nasium.

Joke by Jake S., Lockport, New York
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Catherine Fischer
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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John: What’s the quietest sport?
Nick: I have no idea.
John: Bowling: You can hear a pin drop.

Joke by Carl N., Fair Haven, New Jersey
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Jim: Which is the quietest sport?
John: I don’t know.
Jim: Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

Joke by John P., Supply, Virginia
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Jim: Which is the quietest sport?
John: I don’t know.
Jim: Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

Joke by John P., Supply, Virginia
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A book never written: “High Jump” by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Fla.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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