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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: High Jump by Lee Ping.

Joke by Daniel K., Lighthouse Point, Florida
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JOHN: What’s the quietest sport?
NICK: Beats me.
JOHN: Bowling: You can hear a pin drop.

Joke by Carl N., Fair Haven, New Jersey
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Comic by Van Scott
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “If bowling and baseball were combined, would a strike be good or bad?”

Joke by Chris F., Berlin, Massachusetts
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Comic by Van Scott
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Aiden: Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
Alythia:
I don’t know.
Aiden: Because she ran away from the ball. 

Joke by Aiden R., Arkansas Pass, Texas
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Comic by Van Scott
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Comic by Van Scott
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Major Football Games" by Rose Bole. 

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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COLBIE: Why is the bowling alley the best place to buy bowling pins?
COOPER: Why?
COLBIE: Because they always have spares.

Joke by Christian W., Fort Worth, Texas
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James: What’s the loudest sport?
Amy: I don’t know. What?
James: Tennis. Everyone raises a racket.

Joke by James S., Dawson, Georgia
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Catherine Fischer
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A punny book: "Indoor Sports" by Jim Nasium.

 

Joke by Jake S., Lockport, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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A punny book:  "Making the Team" by Ross Terr.

Joke by John P., Supply , Virginia
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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