Laugh at funny Star Wars jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Harper: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Finley: No idea.
Harper: On the dark side.

Joke by Harper O., West Fargo, North Dakota
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NIKOLAY: How does Darth Vader like his hot chocolate?
TYLER: How?
NIKOLAY: On the dark side.

Joke by Nikolay S., Kalispell, Montana
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JOHN: Why does Luke Skywalker sleep with the light on?
JIMMY: I don’t know.
JOHN: Because he’s afraid of the Darth.

Joke by John C., San Francisco, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MARIANO: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
SARAH: I don’t know.
MARIANO: He felt his presents.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jack: What do you call a figurine in a Star Wars store?
Sean: What?
Jack: Manakin Skywalker!

Joke by Jack R., Prairie Village, Kansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A Punny Book: “A Guide to Star Wars” by Ty Fiter.

Joke by Paul M., Brookfield, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ANNA: What is a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
JIMMY: I’m stumped.
ANNA: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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A Punny Book: “A Guide to Star Wars” by Amanda Lorian.

Joke by Ezra C., Eugene, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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