Laugh at funny Star Wars jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Anthony: Which Star Wars character likes coffee the most?
Thomas: Which one?
Anthony: Java the Hutt.

Joke by Anthony P., Columbia, Maryland
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Aayush: Why did Rey not feed BB-8?
Sean: I don’t know. Why?
Aayush: Because BB-8 (ate).

Joke by Aayush P., Nutley, New Jersey
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Ronan: Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?
Kevin: Why?
Ronan: Because everyone uses the ele-Vader.

Joke by Ronan W., Stow, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jackson: Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?
Mario: Which one?
Jackson: Orlando Calrissian.

Joke by Jackson A., Norfolk, Virginia
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Peter: What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
Sammy: I have no idea.
Peter: The Umpire Strikes Back.

Joke by Peter S., Greenwich, Connecticut
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Matthew: Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Kyle: I don’t know.
Matthew: In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

Joke by Matthew W., Eagle, Colorado
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Marv: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he noticed him eating with his hands?
Benjamin: What?
Marv: “Use the fork, Luke.”

Joke by Tate P., Lakeville, Minnesota
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch Star Wars!” Tom said forcefully.

Joke by Stephen C., Alexandria, Virginia.
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Joe: How many Siths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Pete: How many?
Joe: None. They prefer the Dark Side.

Joke by Joe C., Lake Worth, Florida
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Bill: What’s a Jedi’s favorite candy?
Nick: I haven’t the foggiest.
Bill: A Lifesaver.

Joke by Nicholas M., Athens, Georgia
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Jean-Gabriel: Where does Darth Sidious like to shop?
Garth: Where?
Jean-Gabriel: The Darth Mall.

Joke by Jean-Gabriel G., Paris, France
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Frank: What do you get when you cross a movie droid with road construction?
Joe: What?
Frank: R2-Detour.

Joke by Shane T., Carpentersville, Illinois
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