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EVA: Why did the student eat his homework?
OWEN: No idea.
EVA: Because his teacher said it would be a piece of cake.

Joke by Eva R., Boca Raton, Florida
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TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?
BOB: If you asked me? 10.

Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota
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Kevin: How do you get 100 math teachers into a room where only 99 fit?
JD: I don’t know.
Kevin: You carry one.

Joke by Kevin C., San Ramon, California
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Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, Patrick?
Patrick: Because you said, “Don’t dare walk into my class late!”

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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Ethan: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Fred: Why?
Ethan: Because her students were so bright.

Joke by Ethan G., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles?
STEVEN: What?
JOSIAH: The City of Angles.

Joke by Josiah M., Park Forest, Illinois
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Student: Teacher, would you lecture me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not. Why?
Student: Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem?
RUTH: Why?
SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle.

Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington
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KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train?
CALVIN: What?
KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew-chew.”

Joke by Katelyn O., Eden Prairie, Minnesota
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LUKE: What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
CORY: Tell me.
LUKE: “You have a bright future!”

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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GRAHAM: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
MOLLY: What?
GRAHAM: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew-chew!”cher

Joke by Graham W., Sherwood, Wisconsin
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BRADY: Why did the student eat his homework?
JAN: Why?
BRADY: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Joke by Brady K., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
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FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train?
TEASAN: No idea.
FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.”

Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan
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Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, John?
John: You said, “Don’t anyone dare walk into my class late!”

Joke by Jacob S., Ambler, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Sean: What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Al: What?
Sean: Getting lost.

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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Sean: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Macy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Sean: “Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again.”

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not. Why?
Student: Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Teacher: Johnny, why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Johnny: Because it has four I’s but can’t see!

Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.
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