TEACHER: Bob, if you had 10 treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left? BOB: If you asked me? 10. Joke by Jason F., Maple Grove, Minnesota0 commentsLoading...
Kevin: How do you get 100 math teachers into a room where only 99 fit? JD: I don’t know. Kevin: You carry one. Joke by Kevin C., San Ramon, California0 commentsLoading...
Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, Patrick? Patrick: Because you said, “Don’t dare walk into my class late!” Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
Ethan: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? Fred: Why? Ethan: Because her students were so bright. Joke by Ethan G., Idaho Falls, Idaho0 commentsLoading...
JOSIAH: What do math teachers call Los Angeles? STEVEN: What? JOSIAH: The City of Angles. Joke by Josiah M., Park Forest, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Student: Teacher, would you lecture me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Why? Student: Well, I didn’t do my homework. Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California0 commentsLoading...
SAM: Why couldn’t the student finish the geometry problem? RUTH: Why? SAM: She needed to look at it from a different angle. Joke by Tyler A., Lakewood, Washington0 commentsLoading...
KATELYN: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train? CALVIN: What? KATELYN: The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew-chew.” Joke by Katelyn O., Eden Prairie, Minnesota 2 commentsLoading...
LUKE: What did the teacher say to the lightbulb? CORY: Tell me. LUKE: “You have a bright future!” Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama0 commentsLoading...
GRAHAM: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? MOLLY: What? GRAHAM: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew-chew!”cher Joke by Graham W., Sherwood, Wisconsin5 commentsLoading...
BRADY: Why did the student eat his homework? JAN: Why? BRADY: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake. Joke by Brady K., Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio2 commentsLoading...
FINLEY: What did the math teacher say to the train? TEASAN: No idea. FINLEY: “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.” Joke by Finley M., Grosse Ile, Michigan3 commentsLoading...
Teacher: Why are you crawling into class, John? John: You said, “Don’t anyone dare walk into my class late!” Joke by Jacob S., Ambler, Pennsylvania6 commentsLoading...
Sean: What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Al: What? Sean: Getting lost. Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York4 commentsLoading...
Sean: What did the ghost teacher say to her class? Macy: I haven’t the foggiest. Sean: “Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again.” Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York3 commentsLoading...
Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Why? Student: Well, I didn’t do my homework. Joke by Cameron G., Redwood City, California6 commentsLoading...
Teacher: Johnny, why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Johnny: Because it has four I’s but can’t see! Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.10 commentsLoading...
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