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PAXTON: How did the hammerhead shark do on the test?
HEATHER: No clue.
PAXTON: He nailed it.

Joke by Paxton K., Kalida, Ohio
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GABRIEL: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
JAKE: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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NOLAN: What kind of tests do zombies take?
BENNETT: I don’t know. What kind?
NOLAN: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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ADAM: What’s a balloon’s least favorite kind of test?
PAIGE: Tell me.
ADAM: A pop quiz.

Joke by Adam E., Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania
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NOAH: What did the tree say when it struggled on a test?
MASON: I don’t know.
NOAH: “I’m stumped!”

Joke by Noah M., Arroyo Grande, California
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Nicholas: Why did the math book look forward to the big test?
Lola:
Beats me.
Nicholas:
Because it wanted all its problems solved.

Joke by Nicholas M., Chesterfield, Missouri 
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AIDAN: Why did the pie have such a hard time on the test?
SEAN: Why?
AIDAN: Because it wasn’t a piece of cake.

Joke by Sean S., Miami Lakes, Florida
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Gabriel: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
Jake:
I don’t know.
Gabriel: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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Nolan: What kind of test do zombies take?
Bennett:
I’m stumped.
Nolan: No-brainers.

Joke by Nolan R., Minnetonka, Minnesota
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MCKENNA: Why do trees hate tests?
LUKE: Why?
MCKENNA: The questions always stump them.

Joke by McKenna E. , Palm Harbor, Florida
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I flunked my math exam,” Tom said testily.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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TOM SWIFTIE: “I don’t like my ACT score,” Tom said testily.

Joke by Sam A., Saratoga Springs, Utah
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